Actual quote....
If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
The New Versions…
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()>if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second>Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,If she comes back,I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,Set her free,She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,Set her free,If she loves you,the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone >don't set her free.
HR specialist:
If you love someone,set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA:
If you love someone,set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.
p/s:Hehehe...i'll like the Schwarzenegger's fans quote....
Thursday, January 11, 2007
If you love someone......
Posted by Uvang Melay at 6:50 PM