Thursday, January 11, 2007

If you love someone......

Actual quote....

If you love someone,
Set her free
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

The New Versions…

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was...

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:
If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()>if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second>Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,If she comes back,I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,Set her free,She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone,Set her free,If she loves you,the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,Set her free,SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone >don't set her free.

HR specialist:
If you love someone,set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

MBA:
If you love someone,set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.

p/s:Hehehe...i'll like the Schwarzenegger's fans quote....

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